There’s so much that you know about chemo that it goes without saying, even if like me, you have never been touched by cancer in your Family, or you have never seen someone go through chemo you still so much you know.
You loose your hair usually, you get nausea, you loose weight (unless you are me and put on half a stone) you are tired and very open to infection because you have no immune system.
So let me tell you about my experience with chemo. I have had 3 in patient chemo rounds, the first one was 24 hours on a chemo infusion, followed by 4 hours on another bag and 3 hours on another bag repeated 3 times. I’m a bit of a free spirit and I like to wander. I know St. Vincents hospital like the back of my hand now.
You need help and your people around you when you are having chemo. Its a bit depressing being stuck in the ward, you aren’t allowed to leave when you are hooked up in case you collapse or ya know go into a coma or Something! Because that can happen and only the fabulous oncology nurses are trained to deal with the chemo side effects. I am so lucky to have the family that I have. My mum and sisters and nieces and nephews kept me company while I was in hospital, while helping look after my small people and making sure the place was spotless when I came home from hospital. Then you have your two besties sneak you in a delicious Eddie rockets at 10pm on a Saturday night into the ward: )
The nurses loved my chemo shoes, they are the prettiest, sparkliest feel good red shoes a gal could ever have! My fabulous #amcult or for those of you that aren’t autism mammies, they are my friends that I have met through being a parent to a child with aut. You literally could not ask for a better group of people in your life. They went out and bought me beautiful shoes to make me smile while I was getting chemo. You just can’t be sad wearing sparkly shoes. They also set me up with a hamper of goodies and jammies for my hospital stay, which they gave to me at a surprise coffee morning that had been arranged. The rude words colouring book was so much fun, I do like, on occasion to use swear words. We all laugh when we are talking because we are like a cult, we all love the bones of eachother and would help another Autism parent out if we possibly can.
So Any way, there is things about chemo that no body tells you, like it really hurts before your hair falls out! Your hair follicles are sore, which is ok if it’s one of two that’s been too tight in your pony tail, but it’s not nice when it’s EVERY SINGLE ONE at the same time. My hairdresser niece put a full bottle of conditioner into my hair and massaged my scalp for ages. It was bliss!
They also never tell you that your hair all falls out in one go. I swear that happened. I don’t know why but I expected it to fall out bit by bit, well it started that way, then I had a shower, I went in with hair and came out bald!!! Weirdest experience of my life. I had only gotten my wig that morning, which I’m ever grateful for because I was God mother at the gorgeous Penny’s christening the next day! It would have shocked a lot of people if I rocked up bald!
I always thought I’d if i had cancer I would be traumatised by the loss of my hair. But I got it cut off to donate to the rapunzel foundation, they make wigs for kids with cancer. So I had almost waist length hair, I got it cut short and then it all fell out. I cried for about 15 minutes. My kids were shocked when they woke up the next morning and saw me with no hair.
Then the next thing is stomach upsets, so you go from having severe constipation to severe diarrhoea. So you know when your granny and your Mam complain about piles and you do an internal eye roll and say yeah hope you are ok. Well DON’T EVER do that again, it is agony. At one point the poor girl in the local chemist was told me hole is killing me give me something to make it better, while I was hanging over the counter having a hot flush. Not a pretty sight or a pretty conversation.
So there’s also the cravings, so you think of something and you need to have it, like you literally can’t cope I’d you don’t have it. I went of some food but was craving all kinds of sandwich fillings! I went off coffee and really liked strong tea instead.
Then there’s chemo brain, you are mid sentence and forget what you are saying. You feel like your brain is fogged up and even the simplest of tasks become like something from mastermind!
There’s other side effects like really sore and itchy eyes, again the hair follicles in your eyelashes become aggravated which makes your eyes so sore. I was at an eye appointment with my son’s eye consultant and asked him what was going on with me and he said it was a lesser known side effect and recommended some amazing soothing drops.
Then you get hearing issues, it’s like you are on a plane and your ears are blocked.
And the thing is I was one of the lucky ones. I felt mostly very well, I wasn’t too sick and reacted well to chemo. A lot of people aren’t so lucky. I had one infection just after the first round. The thermometer was almost attached to my ear. If you hit 38 degrees you go straight to hospital, I got to 37.9!! Some people spend most of their time in between sessions in hospital with infections so I was lucky .
You also need to take an injection 3 days post chemo that boosts your white blood cells in your bone marrow. This can cause side effects too, like horrendous bone pain. In all of your bones at the same time. No fun for anyone. Especially when you are in a school meeting with 2 teachers and an SNA. Sitting around seeing just how awesome your kid is at Braille. At this meeting I had my hat on, Daniel pulls it off, point at my head and days, eh look at my mom’s head, she has no hair she’s bald. My mom has no hair can you see it. It was one of those moments when it’s really not appropriate to laugh but I really wanted to. In fairness they dealt with it really well and answered with yes we know it’s mom’s medicine but it’s making her better. The he proceeds in lifting up my hand and pulls it over to each of them and makes them all look at “cancer hand”.
One of the best meetings I’ve ever had!!!
Again these are just my experiences of cbe No.